Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

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What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

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Why are people without converse shoes dangerous?

Because they own none chucks.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris