What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

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What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

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How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

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How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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What's a three letter word for Hell?

DMV.

What four letter word has made the biggest impact in the modern world?

Send.

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."