What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.