What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks?

Afroturf.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard."

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.