What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

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What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

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What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.