How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

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Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

Why do men like BMWs?

Because they can spell it. LOL LOL

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

Taco Bell Jokes More Taco Bell Jokes

Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

Taco Jokes More Taco Jokes

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan