What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

What do computers snack on?

micro chips

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

Society Jokes More Society Jokes

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

Who's going to lose the upcoming election?

Society.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal."

Fabric Jokes More Fabric Jokes

What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!