What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Where do you put people with ADHD?

A concentration camp

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What's 50 Cent's new name?

50 Drachma.

What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

Society Jokes More Society Jokes

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

What's balck on the bottom and white on the top?

Society

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

Fabric Jokes More Fabric Jokes

What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.