What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

3 in 1

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What value is higher than infinity?

Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.

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Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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Where do you go when you need a sperm donation?

Sasha Grey's mouth

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.