What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

What's the difference between Leibniz and the Civil Rights Movement?

Leibniz was able to integrate in 1675.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

Sasha Grey Jokes More Sasha Grey Jokes

What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

3 in 1

Where do you go when you need a sperm donation?

Sasha Grey's mouth