Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

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How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Why did the black child cross the road?

To get to the other side

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

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What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.