Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

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Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?

Star Warts !

Sushi Jokes More Sushi Jokes

What did Sushi A said to Sushi B?

Wasaaaabi!

What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke?

Nigiri, please."