When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up
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Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
Because they switched to Comcast.
He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."
Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.
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Comcast
Because nobody likes his company!
He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.
Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.
culosis.
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
Through the ox input.
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock
If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
Moooooooo*rdor.
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
The meth head still has teeth.
1 sleep until Christmas.
A: It's purrrfect.
Because she didn't like his lack of commitment
