What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.

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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.

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What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.

What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.