What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.

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What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin Catholic

What do catholic body builders lift?

Their guilt.

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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

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Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop?

The Liquor store

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store."