What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

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Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

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NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ?

Candy cow jump over the moon !