What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

What to do you call an old dentist?

A bit long in the tooth

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

Dental Floss Jokes More Dental Floss Jokes

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !