When your nose touches the ceiling !
He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.
Two and a half minutes.
I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU
His wife didn't know any decent crackers.
Run around until you get pooped out. :)
The elephant of surprise. :)
OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!
It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)
Put velcro on the ceiling.
Staple food to the ceiling!
Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
Ebowla.