Rhinoceros Jokes

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

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What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't !

Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

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Well hell-if-i-know!