What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

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What do you call a boxing on a slackline?

Punchline.

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

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What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land