What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

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Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...