What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

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What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.