What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

Semicolon Jokes More Semicolon Jokes

What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Claw Jokes More Claw Jokes

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !