Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

Where do you go in the room when you're cold?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.