How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !