How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

What do you call a pig with three eyes ?

Piiig

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.