How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

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What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

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What do you call a Hindu lizard?

A karma chameleon

Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......