How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

How do you make a small fortune in aviation?

Start out with a large fortune.

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Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.