How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey"

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

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What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

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Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......