What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

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What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

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What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

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Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

What is honeymoon?

ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"