What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

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What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

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What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

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Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.