How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

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Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

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What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.