When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!
Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne
With the chicken still around it
A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.
Punch him in the nose.
Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
Because he was absolutely ribbeting!