How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

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How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did the frustrated cannibal do?

Threw his hands up

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.