How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.