How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

How do dinosaurs like their chicken?

RAWWWWWWWW!!!!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.