What is a vampire's favourite soup ?

Scream of mushroom !

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Why is the mushroom so happy ?

Because he's a FUN-GUY :P

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.