It's a long story.
It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)
Three brunettes trying to burn it down.
Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!
Because the rest are weekdays.
Ground Coffee.
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
Because they can't remember long stories !
Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad
