Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

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What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

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What do you call saplings in the army?

the infantry

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

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What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.

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What do you call a fight between two blacks?

Gorilla Warfare.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.