A nun falling down the stairs
A nun with a javelin through her head.
Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.
Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
By walking. J.K. Rowling...