What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

from Stephen King - The Cell)

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What do you call it... ...when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.