What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head