What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years