What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

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Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!