Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

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Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

Rank Jokes More Rank Jokes

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

Armed Force Jokes More Armed Force Jokes

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.