What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

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What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

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Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

How do gingers make friends?

No seriously, im getting lonely.

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Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!

What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.