Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops :)

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How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

South Carolina Jokes More South Carolina Jokes

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

White Thing Jokes More White Thing Jokes

What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy

Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.