What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

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Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character?

Ten.

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What do you call a rigged carnival?

An UnFair.

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.