Pleasure Jokes

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

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What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character?

Ten.

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

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What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

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He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

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What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

Audiophile Jokes More Audiophile Jokes

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

Why do audiophiles nerver loose a fight?

Because they're lossless.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What do you call a cereal that boasts?

Cereal Boast Crunch

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."