What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

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Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

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What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

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Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking