What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

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What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

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What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

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What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character?

Ten.

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking