What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

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What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

What happens to a drunk vampire?

They get a fangover.

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What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

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What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.

Why did the boy not do his homework?

he was ceebs