Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !