What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

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What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

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What's your best Pirate Joke?

What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

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How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!