What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

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How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

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How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

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What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE