End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
I don't know, I've never tri
Poe-etry
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading
Text.GetRect()
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
SINGLE
He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.
for 2 weeks.
Tequila, I'm looking at you.
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about
I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.
A: Text-us
So the Germans can march in the shade.
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
Security at Samsung.
Because "Kindle" was taken.
A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you
Anether(another) Nether
A: It was supposed to be in place last week!
Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy
Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint
They both have problems finding x.
A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Good morning, ladies!"
I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.
Because desperate times call for desperate measures....
You don't, because cows don't have phones.
