What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

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What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

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What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

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Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.

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He threw them off their tracks.

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What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks