What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

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What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

How does a Russian bomb explode?

Kaboomshki

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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

What does it take to make Mother Russia pregnant?

A soviet seamen

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How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

Track Suit Jokes More Track Suit Jokes

Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

Why do most people from Russia wear track suits?

Because they are Russin'