Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.
You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.
One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
The Spanish Inquisition.
Because there's no Stalin.
A Soviet Reunion.
One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C
Because they are Russin'
Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks