How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What do you call a train that has a tobacco addiction?

A chew-chew train.

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

Godzilla Jokes More Godzilla Jokes

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.