What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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What is a dentist's favorite time of the day?

2:30

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

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What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

Why did I divide sin by tan?

just cos.

Tan Line Jokes More Tan Line Jokes

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.