Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

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Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.