What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

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What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

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Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer.