What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

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Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

Where did Mary go after the explosion?

Everywhere.