What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.