What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs?

Right where you left it

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

How does she tell them apart?

Their last names.

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.