What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids?

Peekaboo.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

What were their names?

Hot and Cold.

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.