What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur?

Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.

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What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

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Why does Reddit have so many reposts?

Because you already read-it.

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

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What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum