What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

tummy, my X-Men!

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Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

How many /r/ users does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.

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Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!